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This is mostly Homestuck.
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durkin62:
“ movethefuckoverbro:
“ Found on Reddit: Man uses laptop on subway floor. The subject of the photo allegedly posted this in the comments:
“Hey, that’s me!! Didn’t notice you’re snapping this, I would have waved in order to get a more...

durkin62:

movethefuckoverbro:

Found on Reddit: Man uses laptop on subway floor. The subject of the photo allegedly posted this in the comments: 

“Hey, that’s me!! Didn’t notice you’re snapping this, I would have waved in order to get a more flattering photo. My front looks less bald than my top, honest!

Some background: I’m wrapping up my PhD thesis. In parallel, I started a new job, my wife went back to school, and we have a new baby (second kid). My wife and I generally sleep 3-4 hours on a good night. Rest of the time is work, work, work, weekends included, with the exception of one free weeknight a week each of us gets in order to preserve some meager amount of sanity.

This means I could either get some work done on the subway or reduce the aforementioned amount of sleep even further. (BTW, at this specific instant I am reviewing the latest comments my adviser gave to my method section.) Usually I manage to get a sit but I got delayed at daycare this morning, hence this pitiful situation. I apologize for inconveniencing you- personally, I did not feel that the train was so packed (the aisle was quite empty). I switched to a sit at 72nd St.

Anyhow, have a good day and I hope poor sods such as myself will be your greatest sources of consternation in life. And to all of the worried parties, the subway floor is relatively clean (you discover this when your toddler throws a temper tantrum on it…). As far as I can see my pants are fine.”

Notice a lack of apology for his entitlement, myriad of excuses as to why his shameful behaviour is okay, and his comment that those who may have been worried the floor was dirty. Nobody’s worried about your pants, dude. 

Man sitting of the fucking floor is oppression now? Jesus turn off your fucking laptop and go do literally anything else. This is just fucking sad now. What’s next? Did he hold a door open for you? 

deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

fishingboatproceeds:

irnbilbie:

My John Green Halloween (HallowGreen) costume

Can’t tell if stranger or Me from the Past.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:
“ redvedev:
“ kurt-l-fahrenheit:
“ paredolia:
“ momanddadaism:
“ jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
”
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
shit
wow what a douche
yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a...

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

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shit

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wow what a douche

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yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics